Knee Replacement Antics

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Mom: Here guys, come see.. Nanni sent us a picture of herself after her knee replacement.  Look at how great she looks!  And, she’s standing by herself in the photo!

Pop: I’m confused.

Mom: What do you mean?

Pop: She said she had her knees replaced.  So, why do her legs look like her old legs? Why didn’t she want to replace them with a younger pair? Like.. 30 year old legs?

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