2018 Mothers Day Antics

PUBLIC MOM: 
Thank you so much.  Happy Mother’s Day to you too! Yes, I’m so lucky. Yes, it’s so much easier than when they were younger. It’s a pleasure now, really. 

SCARY MOM SEEKING PRIVATE PHOTO OP: 
WHYYY WHYYYY can't you guys just ALL look at the camera and smile.. a NICE smile.. AT the same time?? 
No crying, 
No 'he's touching me - make him stop touching me’
No 'I took a photo like this last year, I don't want to do it aaa-GAIN.’ 
Just take the freakin photo so we can be DONE and I can get the ONLY freakin Mother's Day gift I EVER ask for. 
A flippin’ photo.. 
of ALL my flippin’ kids
looking HAPPY
together 
in ONE single photo
smiling
ALL in the same direction
preferably AT the camera
AT the SAME time
and with their eyes OPEN
ALL of them
ON Mothers Day. 


Thank you VERY much.

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