Mom-isms Summer 2017

Mom:

YAY, it’s Summer!!

Let’s take a picture!

How badly does your stomach hurt?

She vomited where?

What color is your mucus?

What color is that?

Is it a little headache or a big headache?

Yay, swim lessons! Let’s take a photo!

He’s vomiting? Now? Right now?

Did you get the bucket?

You’re gonna what?

SOMEBODY get me the bucket.

You know what the word projectile means.

Yay! Ice cream time! Let’s take a photo!

Do both ears hurt?

Is it a dull ache or a sharp pain?

In both ears?

How can it be different in each one?

Whoever set this thermometer to celsius needs to fix this immediately! Crackle!!!!!

Yes, you have my insurance. Isn’t CVS the same in every state? Look again.
Just look again. Just look again. Give me the ear drops. Look again. Do you have a bucket?

Yay! A magic show. Everyone smile, cheezzz.

How badly does your shoulder hurt?

On a scale of 1-10.

But that’s not on the scale.

Is it a sharp pain or a dull ache?

Did you hit it on the dock?

Did someone bunk into you?

Did you bunk into someone else?

Yes, the doctor thinks you need a couple of x-rays.

What do you mean your feet feel tingly?

You have red dots on your hands and also your feet?

It’s just mosquito bites.

No, that’s not mosquito bites.

Again? She just ate.

Forget the bucket, just give her your shirt, her shirt, any shirt.

Dad phoning from work: Wish I didn’t have to go to work and I could stay with you guys and have fun…

Peanut gallery: Yeah! Yeah!! Me too Dad! Me too!!!!