Best Friend Antics

The truest of sentences spoken in

the deepest of Mom friendships.

I’m so lucky to have you gals.

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I’m so sorry, let me call you back.

I have to call you back.

I’ll definitely call you back.

I promise to call you back.

Let me try to call you back.

They’re home, I’ll call you back.

I should be able to call you back.

I don’t know when I can call you back.

I’ll just call you back.

Oh Dear God, I have to call you back!

There’s blood, I need to call you back.

You can hear them, uggg, I’ll call you back..

I’m just getting everyone in the car, let me call you back.

Homicide or suicide, standby, I'm calling you back!

No problem, call me back.

Sure, just call me back.

Whenever you want, call me back.

It’s fine, just call me back.

No worries, call me back.

I’ll be here, call me back.

When you can, call me back.

Anytime, call me back.

I’m on my cell, call me back.

Go ahead and call me back.

I’m just getting everyone out of the car, call you back.

No rush, call me back.

Feel free to call me back.

Of course, just call me back.

Make coffee and call me back.

Today:

Mom: ‘Hello’

Best Friend: Listen, I looked at my calendar, let’s set a date to finish our sentences. How about October 2032

Mom: Hmm... let me do the math. That should be around the time of that very narrow window after they've all finished college and before they've moved back home. Let’s do it. I can’t wait. xoxo