Ridiculously Long Bedtime Antics

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Crackle: Why do some bathrooms have the things that blow on your hands and some have the paper towels to dry your hands?
Mom: Because every bathroom is different.

Snap: Have you ever slept on a water bed?
Mom: No, but I babysat for someone who had one.
Snap: Wow, were there fish inside of it?!!

Crackle: Mom… did it sound weird when I said the word “Mom?”
Mom: No... 
Crackle: Why does it sound weird when someone speaks while holding their nose? See.. let me do it again…
Crackle: Mooommmm... 
Mom: Yes!

Snap:  What is God’s last name?
Mom: I have no idea...
I think it’s just God… like Madonna.
Snap: Who?
Crackle: Yeah, everyone knows who we’re talking about.. just say God, Snap.

Pop: Who was the first person who knew how to peel a banana? Not the one who learned from her mom, I want to know the first person. Was it a boy or a girl? I think it was a girl.
Mom: I really have no idea.. is anyone else tired? 

Pop: What is that smell? Something smells brown.
Mom: Oh my Goooodddd.. 
Crackle:  Ok, Mom we will go to sleep, just relax.. but first just tell me what exactly is low blood sugar?

Pop: Do cats wish they can give birth at a hospital?

Crackle: What does jail look like?

Pop: This tastes like goosebumps... I don’t like it.
Mom: WHAT are you eating?!

Crackle: Why do people put light bulbs on the ceiling. They could fall on people's heads. They should put them on the floor... perhaps with a cover.. so no one gets hurt...and, can we call Dad? I just want to ask him something...

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