Random Family Antics

Crackle: Why do some bathrooms have the things that blow on your hands and some have the paper towels to dry your hands? Mom: Because every bathroom is different. Snap: Have you ever slept on a water bed? Mom: No, but I babysat for someone who had one. Snap: Wow, were there fish inside of it?!! Crackle: Mom… did it sound weird when I said the word “Mom?” Mom: No...  Crackle: Why does it sound weird when someone speaks while holding their nose? See.. let me do it again… Crackle: Mooommmm...  Mom: Yes! Snap:  What is God’s last name? Mom: I have no idea... I think it’s just God… like Madonna. Snap: Who? Crackle: Yeah, everyone knows who we’re talking about.. just say God, Snap. Pop: Who was the first person who knew how to peel a banana? Not the one who learned from her mom, I want to know the first person. Was it a boy or a girl? I think it was a girl. Mom: I really have no idea.. is anyone else tired?  Pop: What is tha...

Crackle: Mom, who gave you these talents? You can even make me feel bad when you fake cry!  Just tell me...how do you do this?

Crackle: all the kind words combined make one word and you’re that word. Sometimes I feel bad because you will never know how much I love you, Mom. I love you so much I can’t even put it into words. Sometimes I totally forget about holidays.. like tomorrow .. I thought tomorrow was a regular day... but it’s not... it’s St. Patricks Day. How did I miss that?