Random Family Antics

Snap: I like the dress the Princess wore for her wedding.   I think the girl who made it.. her name is Stella, like the girl from church. Mom: Yes, the designer’s name is Stella McCartney. Snap: Oh yeah, that’s her name! I read she has a famous Dad.   Is that true?  Do you know who they mean?  Mom, why are you looking at me like that?  Mom?  Mom!!! Mom: There will be an answer. Let it be. Let it be. Snap: Where's the answer?!  Crackle: She does this when she's tired. She doesn't know. 

Dear Superhero of our family,  You know how when I catch you staring at the kids with the ‘I can’t believe you're mine’ look...  💓 I mumble: “You’re welcome.”   😜 Today I’m going to say “Thank You :)” HAPPY FATHERS DAY                                              

Mom:  When is Flag Day? Tomorrow? The day after? Pop:  I have no idea. I don’t pay attention to any holidays without presents.

Mom: Go get your pad. Snap: You mean the iPad? Mom: No. I mean your pad, in your drawer. Snap: Oh, your iPad? Mom: WHAT?! I don’t even own an iPad?! Snap: Wait, I’m confused.  Should I google this? Mom: Are you kidding me?! Snap: I just don’t know what you want, Mom.  Is this one of those things from your childhood you think I already know about? Mom: It’s the thing after the tablets they used on Little House and before the iPad.  It has lines and you use a pencil with it.  Are we on the same page now? Snap: Ohhhhhhh! Now I get it!  Crackle: Hahaha. That is SO funny, Mom!  Are we on the same… page!  Pop: I still don’t know what she wants. But you can have mine if I own it.  Pssst, Crackle...do I own it? 

Crackle: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Mom: WHAT! WHAT IS IT! WHAT HAPPENED! Crackle: ...no change... wait... nothin...

Crackle: I think my knees are too big for my legs. Mom: No, they’re not. They’re perfect. Crackle: No, look again. I think you made a mistake when you put me together. Mom: No, there are no mistakes and they’re not too big. Your legs will grow. They match up eventually. Crackle: Mom, wouldn’t it have made more sense to make them grow at exactly the same time?!  Mom: Umm.. well, I think the growth-rate differential has to do with complicated biology and physics.  Crackle: You know what? I think you just made that up. And you want to know what else I think? I think sometimes you and God are really smart and then, other times, the two of you.. have no idea what you're doing.