Random Family Antics

Mom: YAY, it’s Summer!! Let’s take a picture! How badly does your stomach hurt? She vomited where? What color is your mucus? What color is that? Is it a little headache or a big headache? Yay, swim lessons! Let’s take a photo! He’s vomiting? Now? Right now? Did you get the bucket? You’re gonna what? SOMEBODY get me the bucket. You know what the word projectile means. Yay! Ice cream time! Let’s take a photo! Do both ears hurt? Is it a dull ache or a sharp pain? In both ears? How can it be different in each one? Whoever set this thermometer to celsius needs to fix this immediately! Crackle!!!!! Yes, you have my insurance. Isn’t CVS the same in every state? Look again. Just look again. Just look again. Give me the ear drops. Look again. Do you have a bucket? Yay! A magic show. Everyone smile, cheezzz. How badly does your shoulder hurt? On a scale of 1-10. But that’s not on the scale. Is it a sharp pain or a dull ache? Did you hit i...

The truest of sentences spoken in the deepest of Mom friendships. I’m so lucky to have you gals. ******************* I’m so sorry, let me call you back. I have to call you back. I’ll definitely call you back. I promise to call you back. Let me try to call you back. They’re home, I’ll call you back. I should be able to call you back. I don’t know when I can call you back. I’ll just call you back. Oh Dear God, I have to call you back! There’s blood, I need to call you back. You can hear them, uggg, I’ll call you back.. I’m just getting everyone in the car, let me call you back. Homicide or suicide, standby, I'm calling you back! No problem, call me back. Sure, just call me back. Whenever you want, call me back. It’s fine, just call me back. No worries, call me back. I’ll be here, call me back. When you can, call me back. Anytime, call me back. I’m on my cell, call me back. Go...

Snap: Pop! You just said a bad word! Pop: No I didn't, I just said 'hill.’ Snap: No! You said the 'H word!' Pop: No I didn't, I just said 'hill.’ Snap: Well... if we were British, you would be in BIG trouble right now!